{"version":"1.0","type":"rich","provider_name":"Kabul Press","provider_url":"https:\/\/www.kabulpress.org","title":"Taliban to Bail-Out Obama From Debt Crisis","author_name":"Matthew J. Nasuti (Former U.S. Air Force Captain)","width":"600","height":"400","url":"https:\/\/mail.bamyanpress.com\/article74415.html","html":"\u003Ch4 class='title'\u003E\u003Ca href='https:\/\/mail.bamyanpress.com\/article74415.html'\u003ETaliban to Bail-Out Obama From Debt Crisis\u003C\/a\u003E\u003C\/h4\u003E\u003Cblockquote class='spip'\u003E\n\u003Cp\u003EAccording to reliable sources, negotiations are underway which would have Mullah Muhammad Omar loan President Barack Obama enough money so that the United States does not default on its financial obligations.  During the secret debt relief talks Mullah Omar reportedly lectured President Obama on: \u201cHow to wage war and still make a profit.\u201d \n\u003Cbr class='autobr' \/\u003E\nThe Taliban have no debt and do not need any debt limit increases as they are flush with millions in opium revenues and \u201cacquired\u201d U.S.\/NATO aid funds. (\u2026)\u003C\/p\u003E\n\u003C\/blockquote\u003E\n"}